SCR POEM

Pavel Afanasiev (afanas@catalyse.univ-lyon1.fr)
28 Oct 1995 11:13:06 GMT

(WARNING devushkam : zlobnaya i
strashnaya NENORMATIVNAYA LEKSIKA !)

SCR POEM

Pod vecher Gurevich, ushavshii ot del,
Na stule sidel i v okoshko glyadel,
No vse, chto on videl, prisev u okna,
Byla neboskreba naprotiv stena.

Vziraya na stenu togo neboskreba,
Gurevich global'no stradal ot zaeba.
I v kachestve srochnyh spasitelsyh mer
Reshil on zaiti na chasok v SCR.

Hotel on povedat' chestnomu narodu
Kak skuchno sidet' u okna v nepogodu,
I grustno, i nekomu ruku podat'.
Pro aborigenov - osobo skazat' !

Davno uzhe etu zadumku leleya,
On tol'ko hotel sformulirovat' zlee
Vlepit' im pokruche, chtob znali skoty,
vsu stepen' duhovnoi svoei pustoty:

O tom kak ubogi i poshly zdes' nravy,
Kakuju poganuju kuryat zdes' travu,
I ne s kem po-druzheski vypit' "Stolichnoi",
I tet'ki na pushechnyi vystrel prilichnoi
Ne sysh'esh'. Itozha plody svoih dum,
On posting kakoi-to otkryl naobum.

...Pisal nekto GUrov, a mozhet GurOv,
V Norvegii mrachnoi, gde klimat surov,
Varyag obitaet, i ryboi razit,
I chto'zh nakaryabal on tam, parazit :

Ved' nado podumat': emu-taki "grustno"
I skuchno, merzavcu "V Norvegii gnusnoi"
I nekomu Gurovu "ruku podat'"
(bormochet Gurevich: "nu, eb' tvoju mat'!")

.."I baby pohozhi na zhirnyh korov,
I klimat, kak skazano vyshe, surov,
I vypit' ohota, no ne s kem, uvy,
I hren li dostanesh' normal'noi travy,

I serye tuchi nas fiordom povisli"..
- Vot Gurova, vkratce, ubogie mysli.
K tomu zhe dobavim, chto etot nahal
V stihah svoi navyazchivyi bred izlagal.

Gurevich ne v silah sderzhat' vozmush'enya
Nu Gurov, esh'e ty poprosish' porsh'enya !
Pisaka nashelsya, vot blyad' kakova !
I sami slagajutsya v stroki slova:

"Pernatye gnidy nad lesom galdyat,
V Norvezhskuju zemlu, sobaki, letyat !
A mne vot - chuzhaya zemlya ne nuzhna,
(A chto zhe mne nado, kakogo rozhna ?)
..Pust' znaet GurOv, ili kak tam ego,
Chto obsh'ego net promezh nas nichego !!"

Nautro, chut' svet, prochital on otvet,
Gde Gurov prosil ego sdelat' minet
u dohloi svin'ji, obzyvalsya zhidom,
I sdat'sya sovetoval v mestnyi durdom

Rascvel tut Gurevich: Nu, Gurov, derzhis' !
Ty bochku na nashenskih katish', kazhis' ?

"..Po pocherku vizhu kozla i pridurka,
Ty - padla, ty - Turko-Ukrainskii churka,
Pozornyi stukach i mudak iz mudil,
(Stukach-to pri chem ? Vprochem pust' - zasluzhil)

Ty suka i ebanyi v rot grafoman,
Takih zhe, kak sam, pizdjukov ataman,
Ch'ji rifmy hromajut i smysl tumanen:
Mne dumat' smeshno, kak prochtet eto Manin !!"

Udar nanesen byl smertelnyi vragu !
No.. Gurov i tut ne ostalsya v dolgu:

"Ty vykidysh blyadi, valyavshiisya v yame
S otbrosami: naiden i vskormlen svin'yami,
V rodnuju stihiju - navoznuju zhizhu,
K chertyam otpravlyaisya, urod. Nenavizhu !"..

S teh por i poshla pererpiska u nih
- Kakoi esh'e bred sochinil etot psih ?
S utra ne preminet uznat' ni za chto
Gurevich. Zatem uzh snimaet pal'to.
I Gurov uznat' spozaranku bezhit:
- Nu chto tam esh'e nakropal etot zhid ?

Gurevich v itoge bukval'no voskres,
Pochuvstvoval k zhizni on vnov' interes,
V okoshko smotret' on i dumat' zabyl,
Obrel appetit i mal'chisheskii pyl

I esli b sprosili Gurevicha bogi:
"Ne nado'l kakom-libo dele podmogi
Zhelaesh' dvorec, "Kaddilak", mozhet byt'
Il' Gurova nam dlya tebya istrebit' ?

Gurevich skazal by: "Dvorca mne ne nado,
A tol'ko podves'te mne etogo gada
Za yaica, i etot vonuchii meshok
S govnom - razotrite navek v poroshok.

No tak, chtob mne vse-taki kto-to pisal.
A ya by ego - obosral, obossal,
I vse by uznali, kakoi on mudak !
Togda-istreblyaite. Dobro, esli tak.

****

Pavlik

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2 комментария:

Кука Тверской комментирует...

Re: poem on Indian Summer (Re: Verunchikizms)
Pavel Afanasiev (afanas@catalyse.univ-lyon1.fr)
25 Oct 1995 10:53:25 GMT


In article DGzC2z.G2E@cerc.wvu.edu, alexey@cerc.wvu.edu says...

>a ya smogu vernut'sya k izucheniyu reaktsii Belousova-Zhabotinskogo.
>Menya znaete li, ochen' volnuet: kto zhe tam na nix tak tonko vliyaet v
>tochkax bifurkatsii? Neuzheli zemnaya gravitatsiya?... Da, ximiya - eto >
>vam ne xuxry-muxry rigmovat'

Vernis' Leha, kuda hosh' a is tenet SCR tebe ne vyrvatsya !
Vglyadis povnimatel'nee v reakciju Belousova - Zabotinskogo
Belousova - sam znaesh kto eto. Pravil'no, Margarita, mon amour.
A Zhabotinskii - eto zhe "Shtangist" !!! (BTW, realspace
Zhabotinskii is Bald, Bold and arrogant as all SCR together)
Tak chto SCR, brat, eto - strannyi attraktor. Haoticheskii
takoi atraktor. Vrode ushel iz tochki, a priglyadish'sya-
vernulsya pochti tuda zhe. No haoticheski. No vse zhe.
Parfois. Sometimes. Pas toujours. Bon. Bom! URA !!!!!

Hotel napisat' stih pro SRC i sinergetiku.
No kak raz vremya net, nado Ximiei zanimat'sya.
Poetomu sostavil spisok rifm dlya nesostoyavshegosya stiha;
Zaodno tak menee zanudno i bolee gigienichno.

***
Huhry-muhry - inye miry
Bifurkaciya - fluktuaciya
Atraktor - traktor
Flukctuaciya - akaciya
V tualete - za vse v otvete
Akaciya - defekaciya
Andreev - v dyre ya
Defekaciya - Kats i ya
Samoorganizaciya - erzaca
Manin - vosh' v karname
Zhabotinskii - snyav botinki
Prigozhin - nevozmozhen (po rozhe)
Erepenyas' - tolstyi penis
****

Nu vot, opyat' vse blagopoluchno svelos' k penisu.
Znachit mozhno na etom zakonchit'

Sincerely,
Pavlik

Кука Тверской комментирует...

From vladimir@chinook.physics.utoronto.ca Fri Jan 12 16:50:47 PST 1996
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FORGERY ALERT!!!

The author of the following post is *not* Peter Vorobieff.

It was posted by people who use Peter's name to damage
his reputation. Once he went after several racists and general nuts
on the Russian groups, and they are now repaying him by smearing his name,
and trying (among other things) to get people to complain to Vorobieff's
college superiors about his alleged "net.abuse".

The real Peter Vorobieff posts from pv02@lehigh.edu, and never from
Compuserve.He is known to us as one of the most intelligent and
reasonable posters to soc.culture.russian. Please visit his URL
http://www.lehigh.edu/~pv02/. You will see that this person could
not write the garbage which his opponents ascribe him.

We thank you for your intellegent consideration of the facts.

Signed:
Pavel Afanasiev (afanas@catalyse.univ-lyon1.fr)
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Anyone who is interested in details is welcome to contact any
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- Smirnov

> From: Peter Vorobieff <103000.3143@CompuServe.COM>
>
> Contrary to popular belief, no program of genocide against
> European Jewry existed during World War II. Unfortunate but
> understandable deaths resulted from Allied-inflicted acts of war
> which crippled the German economy and infrastructure, leading to
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