Alexey V. Andreyev
May 1 1995, 2:00 am show options

Subject: Re: Computer poem generators, where can I get one?

Actually, what I desperately need is verse-reading progams, or even a
special robot: it should look like the sexiest chick, and should be
able to read my poems and then pronounce something like "Alex, you are so
cute a poet", and some more phrases (well, not that many, just 3 or 4).
Could you send my one? I agree to take the stupedest one for the lowest
price; or even couple: one blonde and one red-haired... But don't send
bold ones, please!

: .....................
: Hale Chatfield, is a widely
: published poet and is founding editor of the HIRAM POETRY REVIEW.

I asked some penguins in Antarctica about you, they said: "We usually read
easily readable, broadly understandable and generally cute poets, not widely
piblished ones".
Besides, HIRAM is rather unpolite word in Russian, believe me :-)

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Alexey V. Andreyev
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Date: 1995/09/05
Subject: when you are drunk - be naked //Lexa 95
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* * *

When you are drunk, be naked, far away
from things that serve you well on sober days,

or coming back to consciousness, you'll miss
smallest of them, like wallets/earrings/keys;
meanwhile, you'll find some craters on your "Porshe",
and strange design of windows and the porch
of neighbor Jenny's house, in microwave -
dead cat in milky puddles of "aftershave";

then, taking off your torn and stained jeans,
you'll ask yourself in vain: "What does it mean -
these purple stains? And also: how and where
I put on this blue woman's underwear
over my own?! And who will tell me why
I've got both of my contacts in one eye?..."

So, when you're drunk - be naked, far away
from things that work so well on sober days.

Alexey "Lexa" Andreyev
August 27, WV

PS. This semester I've got some free credit hours, so I took "Creavite
Writing: Poetry", just for fun. Our prof impressed by R.Hugo's "Triggering
town", gave us this exercise: to write a poem which
a) is completely senseless,
b) contains given words - "key","window","milk","blue", and someone's
name,
c) doesn't rhyme.

I failed on (c) - my cultural background still doesn't allow me to write
lousy free verses so often. But as to (a) and (b), I think I managed to piss
off that dude Hugo. What do you think? :)

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12. Alexey V. Andreyev
Dec 9 1995, 3:00 am show options
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Date: 1995/12/09
Subject: Re: Just back from St. Petersburg
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stephen (step...@csra.net) wrote:

: Am currently considers first visit to Russia. Have called Delta and
: Finnair to compare prices. Curiously (or not) was quoted sames fare
: from Atlanta to St. Petersburg - $738.00. Called Russian Travel Bureau
: to request info regarding add in Sun. Times for "North Venice of Russia"
: at $599. inclusive. Am suspicious of too good of a deal. Question:
: Most economical flight from NY to St. Petersburg; and, previous
: experience with RTB.

I know nothing about RTB. I suppose it's something invented for rich and
lazy Americans only :-)

As to experience:
I flought last July from Leningrad to NYC by "Balkan" (Bulgarian company)
for $550. The same cost a CZA ticket.
Last year I had a round-trip ticket with "open date" for one year for
about $500 ("Aeroflot", Ld-Washington-Ld)
This year a friend of mine got "British Airlines" round-trip for about $800,
Pittburgh-London-Ld-London-Pittsburgh

Resume: you can find even cheaper than you saw; just be creative :-)

Some more examples of creativity in Volodya Zhuze's Airline Database:
http://randolph.cerc.wvu.edu:6002/russia/airline/
Have fun and give my best regards to Piter girls. Tell them I'll be back
next summer.

o
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for wisdom erase a little every day"
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Alexey V. Andreyev
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Date: 1996/01/03
Subject: Re: Russian Woman vs. American Woman (Lowdown on..)
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thom95 (thoma...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:

: but there seems to be alot of interest by American Men in
: Russian women for there more old -time values....anybody have first
: hand experience with this?? ---It seems that noone really has more
: than a guess on this subject..I have yet to see apost from somebody
: who has been there...done that...!

Yeah, you are so damn right! I tried to find this subject in American
girls. You know, just wanted to reach those old-time values I'm used to,
wanted to go right down that.... Hmm... I didn't find *that*, man! I
check everything! Even armpits... Even between their toes... American
girls seems not to have *that* at all, man! But I still hope they hide
*that* somewhere... Maybe in their purses or under the seats in their cars...
If you know, where they keep *that*, please let me know, or I'll become a
gay in this *that-less* country!

o
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Subject: Religious Freedom
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ON January 23, 1996
ale...@cerc.wvu.edu (Alexey V. Andreyev) wrote:

I bet these words are missed from her vocabulary 'cos we don't speak
English in Russia (as you probably know); the worlds "deity" and "spirit"
are happened to be from English language, you know. If you are interested
in the Russian translations for these words: they do exist in Russian and
most Russian people do have it in their vocabularies. There is no word
in English that doesn't have Russian equivalent. So the question is -
what kind of *Russian wife* you've got? Maybe it was a hooker you met
in the street? Even if so, I doubt it: most Russian hooker I knew were
pretty educated and religious girls... >>

Mr. Andreyev,
I was a bit shocked by your comments in soc.culture. russian in which you
accused one American gentleman of marrying a Russian hooker simply because
he was commenting that his wife seemed to be lacking in Russian semantics
on which to communicate certain spiritual and religious principles.
Most ignorant people, such as yourself, will usually attack the
commentator while deflecting the issue under consideration. You seem to
ignore the fact that there was undeniably an effort (more like a war) by
several generations of Soviet political regimes to undermine any
practice of religion by their own people. You express that Russian
cathedrals are better than "cheap player houses" in America. Well Mr.
Andreyev, we in America comprehend that it is important that some worship
actually be allowed to occur inside our churches rather than merely
maintaining a soul-less facade of a house of worship, as did your former
Soviets. We don't really care what the building looks like. Perhaps you
defend the former communist losers so vociferously, because you are a
former KGB propagandist who supported religious suppression of your
countrymen. You obviously still have no clue as to what real freedom is,
being so mired in your own self-deception and ridicule the free thinking
of others.

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re: fractals
Alexey V. Andreyev (alexey@cerc.wvu.edu)
Tue, 5 Dec 1995 19:31:57 -0500 (EST)

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>Alexey's blinding knowledge of fractals:

>> It reminds me of painting: in Mandelbrot's "Fractal Geometry of Nature" he
>> notices the fractal structure in Hokusai's "Great Wave" (fractal is
>> a geometrical object which, among other features, has this: it covers
>> the space optimally - or, in GO terms, "surrounds the area with fewer
>> stones than any other geometrical object requires for that").

>Before anybody would use the above text for a fractal
>metaphor let me correct it, since Alexey's text is absolutely
>misleading, extremely.

>A fractal has *nothing* to do with covering space optimally.
>No fractal covers space.

Oh, Wlod, I thought you're a man who could manage with this subtle metaphor,
and understood what I meant saying *cover*. After all, your GO-stones don't
completely *surround* the area - there is always some space among stones,
it's only called "surrounded" :) Of course a tree, or a dendrite, or spots
of color in Monet paintings, veins in human body don't *cover* the space.
They disload (or discharge? relieve?) a certain potential of the space
around them. With the help of the minimum of "building material".
For example, you want to build the system of water channels in the desert
(want to "discharge dryness"). You don't have to *cover* the whole land with
a lake of water (in a shape of circle, what a waste! :) but you'll build a
tree-like structure:

... ... ...
. . . . desert
/ / / ....
/ / / .
Channels \ \-------------------- . the approximate
---> \ \ \ \ \ ... <--- border of dry
\ \ \ \ \ . area (points)
\ \ .
\ \ .
\ \ / / ...
\ \ / / .
\ \ ----------- .
\ \

What you presented in your article is some mathematical features of such
structures, while I was talking about the organizing principle of their
growth: namely, a tree with its branches *covering* the space (discharge
the potential of fresh - with enough CO2 - air) such a fractal way does
it also in the optimal way (minimum of material used); so do waves, color
spots, etc.
I used it as a metaphor for poems that consist of words where every
word-bead works the same way as a channel or a well in the desert - it
doesn't surround the area (meaning) as a brick wall would do (let's say,
meticulous prose), but it jots the borders of the alive.

>PPS. When a set in euclidean 3-space contains even a small solid ball
>then it is not a fractal.

Yes, and in this case people can talk about "cluster dimention" which is
very similar to the fractal dimention, so principles still work. For
example, particles of dust can be treated like little balls - but sometimes
dust can form - on the macroscopic level - perfectly fractal dendrites
as long as it's not disturbed by vacuum cleaners :)

Sorry for non-poetic stuff, but it's really bad feeling
when people call me "blinding knowledge" if I weren't a good fellow but
one of Inquisitors :)

o
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for wisdom erase a little every day"
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Privet,
Dorogoj Sasha Sherman,
prishli mne pozhalujsta vse scoi pis'ma kasatel'no togo,
pochemu moyu stat'yu Den' Nezavisimosti GO ne vzyali v ZR.
Ty nastaival na tom, chtoby ya ikh napechatal, nu ladno, napechatayu.
Melkim shriftom. No u menya poletel disk, i pochti vse propalo.

Teper', ty pishesh'

>http://www.zhurnal.ru:8085/nepogoda/avaria.htm
>Any comments are welcome.

Vot kusochek:

>Davnym-davno lydi hodili poboltat' v tak
>nazyvaemuy SCS (soc.culture.soviet). Eto byla
>takay malen'kay zabavnay dereven'ka - esli
>posmotret' glazami prohozego.Tam byli svoi
>monstry i poety, sumassedsie i artisty. Tam bylo
>interesno. Tam-to i vstretilis' na uzkoi dorozke
>troe iz cetveryh ipomynutyh ucastnkov istorii -
>Andreev, Delicyn i - nicego ne podelaes' -
>Verbickii. Delicyn poeta Andreeva lybil i
>vsyceski podderzival. Sam ze Leny na tu poru
>byl odnim iz organizatorov literaturnogo
>konkursa TENETA (esli ne glavnym iz nih).
>Eto nemalovaznay detal' dly ponimaniy
>posleduysei cepi sobytii.

> Andreev togda byl tvorceski aktiven. On
>zavalival SCS svoimi stihami. Narodu nravilos'.
>Andreev byl obsepriznan kak pervyi
>NASTOYSII "setevoi" poet. On ze, kstati, stal
>pervym iz setevyh, kto izdal vposledstvii knigu.

Ehto nepravda: on izdal knigu, a potom
poyavilsya na scs i stal ee reklamirovat'. Na ehto ochen'
rugalsya Vorob'ev, kotoryj izdal knigu goda za 3 do
Andreeva, no ne reklamiroval ee na scs, potomu chto
ne polozheno.

>No put' poeta byl ternist. I odnim iz terniev na
>etom puti stal zlobnyi genii SCS - Misa
>Verbickii, c'e cudovisno merzkoe darovanie ne
>raz zastavlylo lydei iskat' validol, i poroy
>kazalos', cto Misa ohotno zamenil by
>spasitel'nye tabletki, glotaemye zertvoi,
>nastoem cikuty. Zelaysie i seicas mogut
>oznakomit'sy s obrazcami Misinoi produkcii
>(ravno kak i s vyborkoi iz produkcii ego
>opponentov) na ego stranicke. No vremy SCS
>proslo, vseh troih razvelo po raznym ugolkam
>real'nogo i virtual'nogo mira. Andreev
>prodolzal pisat' stihi, ne vspominay o
>Verbickom v yvnoi forme. Verbickii prodolzal
>pisat' svoi teksty, vremy ot vremeni vspominay
>ob Andreeve v soverseno yvnoi forme. Delicyn
>ze v dele blagoustroistva i material'nogo
>obespeceniy TENET dosel do celoi reklamnoi
>seti, nyne zdravstvusei (nu i pisat' ne perestal -
>ysno - skola SCS). TENETA 94-96, vpitavsie v
>seby vsy cest' i slavu SCS umerli tiho i
>nezametno. Andreev stal odnim iz laureatov
>konkursa... Nu i vse. Torzestvennyh nagrazdenii
>i recei ne bylo. Zizn' prodolzalas'.



Zdes' mnogo oshibok. No polemizirovat' s toboj neokhota.
Interesno by, konechno, chtoby Mitya Manin
otvetil na tvoyu stat'yu. Moj otvet nikto
pechatat' ne stanet, tak chto ya i ne vozmus', da i ne lyublyu ya
Andreeva. Ya v scs-ovskie vremena na nego ne otvechal,
a v osnovnom na Mitiny stat'i s rugan'yu pro Andreeva.
Arkhivy vse u menya est', esli ty, Mitya, soberesh'sya pisat'
pro ehto delo, ya ikh pricheshu i vylozhu na WWW.

Ya posylayu kopiyu Mite i Yule, eshche Dime Kaledinu
raz uzh na to poshlo. I Nessis. I Gornomu.

Mitya, priezzhaj v Parizh, a? U nas dom na 10 komnat.

Misha.


P. S. Ya sokhranyal vse moi stat'i, pochti vse Yuliny i Mitiny
i Vorob'evskie, dazhe nekotorye Extrapopulovy. U menya ne khvataet
nekotorykh Eleny Green, o chem ya zhaleyu. Ona pro Andreeva, kazhetsya.
ne pisala. Rugani protiv Andreeva+Extrapopulo est' kilobajt na 200
(ehto vklyuchaya rugan' Extrapopulo protiv Andreeva),
khvalebnykh pisem ya ne pomnyu.
Nizhe prilagayutsya vse moi stat'i, gde upominaetsya
Andreev (polucheno grepom, v bol'shinstve sluchaev
Andreev upominaetsya ne po delu, a vskol'z').

Voobshche, arkhivy genial'nye, vsyakie raz, kogda perechityvayu,
naslazhdayus'. Vot, naprimer, stikhi Vulisa:


Burime #2000:

Pidor blyadskij Vorob'yov
V den' sosyot po pyat' khuyov,
A Vladimir, blyad', Smirnov
Za noch' shest' ebyot kozlov.
Kto potvorstvuet blyadyam,
Tot -- mudak, sovok i kham.
Ne pozvolim na seti
Sukam klyauzy plesti.
Ne pozvolim gadit' nam
Vsyakim gnusnym stukacham,
Gomosekam golubym,
Izvrashchentsam polovym.

Vot ehto -- stikhi, da.


http://imperium.lenin.ru/~verbit/Archive/avariya-reply.mbo

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Skylight
^^^^^^^^

Marishke Balzak



Dom kak dom - vsego navalom:
v krane - vremeni voda,
snizu - mrachnye podvaly
pod nazvan'em "Nikogda".

Serym budnyam-stenam nuzhen
inter'er, kak kapyushon:
vot portret s zaglav'em "Uzhas",
vot divanchik "Xorosho"...

Ty gulyaesh' v dome etom,
vovsyuda svoj nos suesh'.
"Chto-to tut ne tak so svetom",
govorish'. I vverx idesh'.

Po stupen'kam boli - k kryshe.
Vot i dverka - na zamke.
Znachit, netu xoda vyshe.
Tol'ko chto tam v potolke?

Ba! Sredi cherdachnoj pyli
tam - okoshko v oblaka!
Slyshish'? - myshi dozhdevye
plyashut na stekle kankan!

I glyadi-ka - solntse vyshlo,
s solntsem - zajtsev tselyj polk!
I s uchetom zajtsev myshi
pereshli na rock-n-roll!!!

Ty vernesh'sya - kto-to sprosit,
v sklepe sten leleya t'mu:
gde tebya, mol, cherti nosyat?
Ne rasskazyvaj emu.

Nu, a esli kto uznaet,
skazhet: "Vot durnoj dizajn,
tol'ko bol'she protekaet..." -
ty ne spor'. Ne rush' vsex tajn.

No vser'ez il' ponaroshku -
postarajsya ne zabyt'
to, chto znayut tol'ko koshki:
gde-to v kryshe est' okoshko
pod nazvan'em "Mozhet Byt'".


Alexey Andreyev
May 10,
M'town WV -
Brighton Beach, NYC
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Sidenote: Poskol'ku ya umatyvayu v Rossiyu i moj account zakroyut
cherez paru nedel', vse moi stranichki (Poetry Page, Haiku Page,
Palindrome Page) pereexali k Leonidu Delitsynu i teper' zhivut po
sleduyuschemu addresu (podprav'te svoi bookmarks/hotlists):

http://geology.wisc.edu/~delitsin/LITERATURE/andreyev/steps.html

K Delitsynu zhe obraschaites' za informatsiej o moix knizhkax
(poslednyaya, na anglijskom, tol'ko chto napechatana v A Small Garlic Press,
chernovik ix zastavki na http://www.mcs.net/~marek/asgp/Alexey.html).

Vsem privet, :)


o
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for wisdom erase a little every day"
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In article
alexey@cerc.wvu.edu (Alexey V. Andreyev) writes:

>Below is one of my things, just to keep your rare kind of thread.
>I'd recommend transliterating it back to Russian letters, then read.

Absolyutely impossible without manual editing. Which doesn't make
reading easier. Next time if you wish us to read it in cyrillics, post
it in cyrillics. Now I do it for you, becausee the verse is indeed
very good:


Жильцы разрушенного дома.
Осколки старого сервиза.
по чуть заметным, но знакомым
чертам мы узнаем друг друга
в толпе заморской, где как виза -
лицо, и два чернильных круга -
печати глаз.

Хотя у нас
нет с ними разницы в одежде
и в рефлекторности улыбок,
но что до взгляда: в нем, как прежде,
не вылиняв - шероховатость.
Печальный отпечаток зыбок -
обиженность иль виноватость?
Уж не прочесть...

Но что-то есть
во взгляде корабельной крысы,
добравшейся до сухопутных:
мех как у всх, когда он высох,
но плохо высыхает память
о ветре, не всегда попутном,
и об оставшихся за нами
на корабле.

Мы ж на земле
опознаем своих, заметив
на дне зрачков, в душевных норах
ту грусть, и в то же время - ветер,
блеск гордости бывавших в шторме,
осколок белого фарфора
с полоской золота... Но шторки
усталых век

опущены. И человек
опять такой,
как все.
И растворен толпой.
--
Sincerely yours,
Leonid Delitsin


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Simcha Streltsov, FAR of SCS (simon1@bu.edu) wrote:


: Svoih stihi u menya tak sebe

Dazhe "tak-sebe" stihi - eto luchshe, chem glupie remarki, kotorimi vse
eti newsgruppi napolneni do ruchki.

- a chugie pechatat' -
: ruk ne hvataet..

: Senya

Senya, mogu podelit'sya opytom: ya pechatatyu svoi - nogami :-)
Poetomu oni obychno v korotkoi forme - haiku, limeriki, sonneti, et cetera.
No dlya tebya, tak i byt' -- podlinee. Vot smorti, snimayu noski i........

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*** Brachnoe ob'yavlenie ***

ISCHU
zhenschinu s avtomaticheskoi transmissiei
dlya sovmestnogo vypolneniya zhiznennoi missii.
Mozhno poderzhannuyu,
no v horoshei forme.
Tormoza i prochee dolzhno byt' v norme.
Luchshe - "kompakt", s krepkim fenderom;
tsvet - lyuboi,
no luchshe ne chyornyi i ne goluboi.

Zhelatel'no, chtoby legko zavodilas',
no chtoby ne prihodilos'
menyat' rezinu slishkom uzh chasto;
chtob pri dvizhenii ne izdavala naprasnih
shumov,
i byla umerenno-nezavisimoi.
Koroche, s avtomaticheskoi transmissiei.

No glavnoe - chtob byla uyutnoi:
pizhonstvo a la "limuzin"
ne predlagat'.
Zvonit' vecherom, 599-7891.

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Irina Khrebtukova (iak@unlinfo.unl.edu) wrote:
: Alexey V. Andreyev (alexey@cerc.wvu.edu) wrote:

: : *** Brachnoe ob'yavlenie ***

: : ISCHU
: : zhenschinu s avtomaticheskoi transmissiei
: : dlya sovmestnogo vypolneniya zhiznennoi missii.
: : Mozhno poderzhannuyu,
: : no v horoshei forme.
: : Tormoza i prochee dolzhno byt' v norme.
: : Luchshe - "kompakt", s krepkim fenderom;
: : tsvet - lyuboi,
: : no luchshe ne chyornyi i ne goluboi.

: : Zhelatel'no, chtoby legko zavodilas',
: : no chtoby ne prihodilos'
: : menyat' rezinu slishkom uzh chasto;
: : chtob pri dvizhenii ne izdavala naprasnih
: : shumov,
: : i byla umerenno-nezavisimoi.
: : Koroche, s avtomaticheskoi transmissiei.

: : No glavnoe - chtob byla uyutnoi:
: : pizhonstvo a la "limuzin"
: : ne predlagat'.
: : Zvonit' vecherom, 599-7891.


: Klass!... Umeyut zhe lyudi.... Pishite, pozhalujsta, bol'she, hot'
: nogami, hot' chem.... Dejstvitel'no luchshe, interesnee i priyatnee
: chitat' lyubye stihi/rasskazy, chem vse eti beskonechnye,
: zatsiklennye "po natsional'nomu voprosu" ili kakie drugie "sam
: durak"/ "a ya... a u menya... a ya vam vse kulichiki porushu..."
: --
: I

Great thanks to Ira and all folks responded on my postings via e-mail.
Ok, let's rock this dirty post-soviet dump with one more poem:

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*** Schitalka N2 ***

Samolet, samolet,
zaberi menya v polet,
mne tut kak-to ne vezet,
ya zdes' prosto idiot..

Samolet, samolet,
pust' menya v polete rvet -
zaberi menya v polet
v raskudryavyi nebosvod!

Pod krylom tvoim poet,
shelestit svoe taiga
iz zelenen'kih "tan'ga" -
vyderni menya iz not!

V toi taige - dikoi narod
molitsya na ogorod:
vyrosla l' "kapusta"?
A v polete - pusto!

Tak voz'mi menya v polet,
hot' na vysote ya trushu.
Esli chto - ya ne narushu
cheloveko-oborot...

Samolet, samolet!
chelovek, ved' on - pilot,
no vsyu zhizn' zachem-to vret...
Zaberi menya v polet!

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Comments welcome.
BTW, if someone has any idea on publishing of my stuff,
you welcome, too. I've got coupla hundreds poems, many new and
unpublished among them.

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people are strange chuzhie lyudi
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people are strange esli ty strannik,
when you are stranger. lyudi - chuzhie.
faces look ugly litsa protivny,
when you're alone. kogda odinok.
women seem wicked zhenschiny kazhutsya
when you're unwanted. merzkimi, zlymi.
streets are uneven esli ustal -
when you're down. lish' nerovnost' dorog

when you're strange, vidish'. i v serdtse
faces come out of the rain, nikto ne nahodit
when you're strange, imya tvoe:
noone remembers your name, net imen dlya tebya,
when you're strange, strannyi chuzhak.
when you're strange, tol'ko molcha vyhodyat
when you're strange... novye litsa iz-pod dozhdya...


Jim Morrisson, 1967 Alex Andreyev, 1994
New-York(?) Leningrad - Washington DC

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Iriska writes on the left, and Lexa - on the right, independently:

> -------------------------------------------------------
> Я сегодня спать не лягу,
> Я сегодня буду кушать.
> Не чуть-чуть, а очень много,
> Может даже килограмм.
> А потом, прикончив флягу,
> Буду дядьку Цоя слушать,
> Или даже "Крематорий",
> Ну а там-концы отдам.
> И покинув мир в таком вот
> Расчудесном настроеньи,
> Я пойду бродить по душам,
> По окошкам, по домам.
> И появиться в нашем городе,
> Развеселое приведение,
> Что, когда станет вдруг очень грустно,
> Выпить чая примчиться к вам!!!

1995, Харьков
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Я - честный обыватель,
я кедов обуватель,
решатель уравнений
с толпою неизвестных,

я - братель производных
от всех заварок чайных
и выпиватель кофе
в всех кафешках местных.

Любитель встреч случайных
и всех, кому не "пофиг",
я - струн шести бренчатель,
гулятель крыш подлунных.

Я - суеты гонитель,
певец паучьих нитей.
И не подвержен смыву
в водоворот событий

смотритель снов хреновых,
воспламенитель спичек,
стоятель остановок,
сидетель электричек.


1990, Петергоф

> -------------------------------------------------------
> Картинам прошлого даруя силу вечных,
> О память!! Ты опять мою терзаешь душу.
> Как незначительны сегодняшние встречи...
> Былое горе гонит их, былое счастье душит.
> Ты- опыт, что отпугивает радость,
> И каждый новый день клеймит пропащим.
> Ты-Дьявол, что минутнейшую слабость,
> Почуяв, шепчет: "А бывало слаще!"
> Ты-приговор, гласящий, что никто
> Уже не сможет быть со мною рядом.
> За что ты, память, мне? За что?За что? За что???!!!
> Звучит ответ: " Так суждено. Так надо."

1995, Харьков
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Вечер штатовской псевдо-счастливой рутины.
За окном кафе шелестят машины.
Сам себе напевая арию Магдалины,
ты "имеешь свой кофе".

Думаешь о муравейниках, о лавинах в песочных кучах,
о правильном понимании слова "случай",
и о том, как сложно разгонять тучи,
когда их мало.

И не думаешь: о самоубийствах и их причинах,
о трехстах милях между женщиной и мужчиной,
и о необходимости жить под такой-то личиной
не думаешь абсолютно.

За соседним столом ржёт какая-то китаянка,
из колонок льется джазовая перебранка...
Что, не в кайф? - вынь свой плэйер, где плачет Янка.
Это - жизнь в свободной стране.

И лишь выйдя на улицу, где холодно и неприятно,
ловишь образ: прошлое, куда не вернешься обратно,
как бельё перед стиркой - везде какие-то пятна.
И черничные среди них.


from "American Album"
Feb 11, M'town WV, "Blue Moose Cafe"

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